Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Basara Horoscope -Personality Wise-

Hello and welcome to another edition your favorite show Basara Nonsense Almost Daily. This time around, we'll present your Basara 3 Sign. Ready? Set? Basara!

One Eye Dragon
Mar 21 - Apr 19

You are childish, egocentric and pushy. And yes those are your GOOD traits.

Demon of the Western Sea
Apr 20 - May 20

You are loyal, creative and lazy.

Winged Tiger-Cub of Kai
May 21 - Jun 20

You are kind, affectionate and have pretty eyes (although nobody comments on them as often as they do about the Bloody Angel's).

Demon Queen
Jun 21 - Jul 22

You live in the past, have big breasts and fight relentlessly for the sake of your loved ones.

Hondam Rider
Jul 23 - Aug 22

You  arrogant, self-centered megalomaniac, everybody hates you.

Bloody Angel
Aug 23 - Sep 22

You love serving your lord, are prideful and will kill anyone who offers to help you.

Beautiful Green Beast of Mimikawa
Sep 23 - Oct 22

You are one-track-minded, drunk grandpa and enjoy diving in swamps.

Crow Eyes
Oct 23 - Nov 21

You are violent, caustic and a great friend.

One Man Circus
Nov 22 - Dec 21

You dress for comfort not style (the rest of the signs think that you are either daltonic or a clown) and if that wasn't enough you promise more than you can deliver. Good for you to have strong legs.

Children of the Sun
Dec 22 - Jan 19

You are cold, methodical and ignore everybody.

Crane Sailor Scout
Jan 20 - Feb 18

You live for helping others (even tho hardly anyone needs your help at all), are cheerful and your voice is annoying as hell.

Bad Luck Walking... Slowly
Feb 19 - Mar 20

You are an ideal victim, believe in romance and are delusional.


In case you are feeling bitchy about your Real Basara Sign, you can enter the Infamous Catafixia... under certain conditions.

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Flying Kotatsu
Mar 21 - Jul 22

You are an evil mastermind with poor health and a nasty laughter. Your existence is irrelevant to most people.

Oda Nobunaga
Jul 23 - Nov 21

You are almost as resilient as a cockroach and almost everybody hates you for it. You have a regal air about you and you like to drink in lacquered skulls.

Legendary Ninja of Legend
Nov 22 - Mar 20

You come and go like the wind so... nobody notices you at all.


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And as a bonus' bonus... tadaaaa the unofficial 13th Basara Sign:

Hondam
Nov 29 - Dec 17

You have no personality at all, people run away from you or run at you with blood-shoot eyes.



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Be warned, more in deep forecast about these signs is coming kukuku...

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