Basara Horoscope -Personality Wise- Part III: Health

Hello and welcome to another edition your favorite show Basara Nonsense Almost Daily. This time around, we'll present your Basara 3 Sign Overall Health Issues. Ready? Set? Basara!

One Eye Dragon
Mar 21 - Apr 19

You could be stabbed, shoot, pierced, smashed against stone walls, fell from your horse and yet merrily walk to save the day as many times as needed.

Demon of the Western Sea
Apr 20 - May 20

If you don't want broken bones or your pretty face smashed stay well away of One Eye Dragon, Bloody Angel, Crow Eyes, Children of the Sun, Demon Queen and even Crane Sailor Scout.

Winged Tiger-Cub of Kai
May 21 - Jun 20

You are hyper. Just like One Eye Dragon you seem to never be trashed enough. But unlike One Eye Dragon you seem to mind your wounds more.

Demon Queen
Jun 21 - Jul 22

You could eat a bit more of omega3 and calcium, your mind tends to wander far, far away.

Hondam Rider
Jul 23 - Aug 22

You seriously need to take down your sugar and stimulants ingest.

Bloody Angel
Aug 23 - Sep 22

You are probably anemic. Try to eat more and stop crying blood.

Beautiful Green Beast of Mimikawa
Sep 23 - Oct 22

You should join AA for support with your drinking.

Crow Eyes
Oct 23 - Nov 21

Your best quality is your superb eyesight.
 
One Man Circus
Nov 22 - Dec 21

Your health is enviable. Avoid unnecessary pain staying away from One Eye Dragon, Winged Tiger-Cub of Kai, Demon Queen, Hondam Rider, Bloody Angel, Crow Eyes and Children of the Sun.

Children of the Sun
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Your body is frail, order your expendable minions to do the fighting.

Crane Sailor Scout
Jan 20 - Feb 18

You are healthy and lively yet your voice annoys the hell off of everybody.

Bad Luck Walking... Slowly
Feb 19 - Mar 20

You are healthy and strong. Try to be more positive.

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Flying Kotatsu
Mar 21 - Jul 22

You are not healthy, neither physically nor mentally.

Oda Nobunaga
Jul 23 - Nov 21

You are a bloody dead respawned again and again. You DON'T have health issues.

Legendary Ninja of Legend
Nov 22 - Mar 20

You come and go like the wind so... nobody notices if you are healthy or not.

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And as a bonus' bonus... tadaaaa the unofficial 13th Basara Sign:

Hondam
Nov 29 - Dec 17

You seem healthy.