Sunday, January 27, 2013

Basara Horoscope -Personality Wise- Part IV: Career & Wealth


Hello and welcome to another edition your favorite show Basara Nonsense Almost Daily. This time around, we'll present your Basara 3 Sign Overall Career & Wealth Issues. Ready? Set? Basara!

One Eye Dragon
Mar 21 - Apr 19

Your ideal career is Daimyo.
Your worst career is Advisor.
Money Path: Conquest.
Financial Pits: Excess of katana, tunning horses.

Demon of the Western Sea
Apr 20 - May 20

Your ideal career is Mecha Designer.
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Selling your mecha.
Financial Pits: building mecha prototypes.

Winged Tiger-Cub of Kai
May 21 - Jun 20

Your ideal career is Retainer.
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Following your lord in his conquests.
Financial Pits: Dango.

Demon Queen
Jun 21 - Jul 22

Your ideal career is Housewife.
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Keep your mind focused.
Financial Pits: Letting others tell you what to do.


Hondam Rider
Jul 23 - Aug 22

Your ideal career is Daimyo
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Conquest.
Financial Pits: Hondam.

Bloody Angel
Aug 23 - Sep 22

Your ideal career is Retainer.
Your worst career is anywhere in the food industry.
Money Path: Following your Lord in his conquests.
Financial Pits: Buying clothes after every battle, you should learn to avoid blood stains.

Beautiful Green Beast of Mimikawa
Sep 23 - Oct 22

Your ideal career is Teacher
Your worst career is Wine Seller.
Money Path: If you really, and I mean really, need money you can try conquest.
Financial Pits: Alcohol.

Crow Eyes
Oct 23 - Nov 21

Your ideal career is Mercenary
Your worst career is Ninja.
Money Path: Look for a Daimyo and raid in his name.
Financial Pits: Buying barbarian weapons is expensive.
  One Man Circus
Nov 22 - Dec 21

Your ideal career is Drifter
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Be a parasite of Ice Fairy.
Financial Pits: Weird Clothes.

Children of the Sun
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Your ideal career is Daimyo.
Your worst career is Entertainer.
Money Path:Just be yourself and use everybody around you.
Financial Pits: Constant replacement of mirror cleaners.

Crane Sailor Scout
Jan 20 - Feb 18

Your ideal career is Idol.
Your worst career is Oracle.
Money Path: Fool people with your 'predictions'.
Financial Pits: Angry customers trying to kill you.

Bad Luck Walking... Slowly
Feb 19 - Mar 20


Your ideal career is Tactician.
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Keep being a tactician.
Financial Pits: Trying to overthrown your Daimyo.
 
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Flying Kotatsu
Mar 21 - Jul 22

Your ideal career is Fortune Teller.
Your worst career is PR.
Money Path: Find a gullible Daimyo and gain his trust.
Financial Pits: Antigravitational Engine Maintenance.


Oda Nobunaga
Jul 23 - Nov 21

Your ideal career is Daimyo.
Your worst career is Daimyo.
Money Path: Conquest.
Financial Pits: Conquest.


Legendary Ninja of Legend
Nov 22 - Mar 20

Your ideal career is Ninja
Your worst career is Singer.
Money Path: Selling your first rate legendary skills.
Financial Pits: Buying too much bird seeds.

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And as a bonus' bonus... tadaaaa the unofficial 13th Basara Sign:

Hondam
Nov 29 - Dec 17

Your ideal career is Gundam
Your worst career is PR.
Money Path: Keep doing dirty jobs for Hondam Rider.
Financial Pits: None.

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